I am. Not immune to pretty trans woman
not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
Anonymous asked:
Girl I wanna hear the noises you can make with my body.
breya-etherium-shaper answered:
drumming you drumming you drumming you
Dun-dun-dun-dundun Dun-dun-dun-dundun dun-dun-dun
Dun-dun-dun-dundun Dun-dun-dun-dundun dun-dun-dun
Can you feel it?
Dun-dun-dun-dundun Dun-dun-dun-dundun dun-dun-dun
Oh shit
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
ok!






